Review: The Vampire wants a Wife (Supernatural Dating Agency #1) by Andie M. Long

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Supernatural Dating Agency #1
Andie M. Long
Paranormal Romance
October 31st 2017


Running a dating agency can be a killer...

Shelley Linley is sick of sickos. Yet another prankster has applied to her dating agency. This one says he's a vampire and he wants Shelley to help him find a wife.

Meeting him for a second interview against all her better judgement, Shelley discovers that he has no clue about women. A shame because he's super-hot, amusing, and has a lot of single friends he could recommend her struggling business to, even if he does say they're werewolves and demons. She has to help him, even if he's crazy.

If she can ignore his delusions, she's sure she can help him meet someone. But when death threats start arriving on her doorstep, Shelley's not sure she's cut out for the job...then her dating algorithm states she's his ideal partner. Now she's not sure if she should take the risk for love, or run like hell.

Welcome to Withernsea and the Supernatural Dating Agency, for readers of Michelle Rowen, Gerry Bartlett and Michele Bardsley who like their humour to have bite.


The Vampire wants a Wife is book one in the Supernatural Dating Agency by Andie M. Long. It’s hilarious, cute, and full of laugh out loud moments.

This is my first taste of this author and I had a blast with this story and can’t wait to read more. The multiple points of view throughout the book where well done and made it easy to dive into both Theo and Shelley’s heads. This book had me laughing a lot from the modern day puns and references too the dating questioner and the answers our supernaturals give.

We get to meet lots of fun and interesting characters besides our leads. I loved Theo’s guy friends and Shelly’s partner in crime at her dating agency. Shelly herself is a fun character who can find a match for anyone, but herself. It’s that how it always goes? Her life could use some excitement and she’s about to get more then she barged for and have her eyes opened to a whole new world. Thea is ready for a wife and babies and once he meets Shelly he’s got his eye’s set on her.

There romance is fun, sweet, and mixed with lots of amusing and witty conversations. Besides the romance we get a little supernatural vengeance and revenge.

The only thing that I didn’t like was the author uses some terms that I found ridiculous like vajayjay for vagina. It just made me roll my eyes when that word popped up.

The Vampire wants a Wife is full of humor, supernatural characters, and an HEA. I giggled, snorted, and laughed aloud as I read this charming and amusing tale.

Rated: 4 Stars

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I'm an outdoor sun loving reader living near San Fransisco. I’m a mother, wife, animal & book lover. I'm the owner, reviewer & mind behind Angel’s Guilty Pleasures. My favorite animals are horses & dogs. As for reading I love all things paranormal & urban fantasy & my favorite shifters are dragons.

12 comments on “Review: The Vampire wants a Wife (Supernatural Dating Agency #1) by Andie M. Long

  1. I love it when a freebie works well! I’ll have to look for this one. And it’s just the thing youc could link up to Thrifty Thursday! Excellent review!
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    • It’s nice when a freebie works. It was fun! Thank’s for stopping in.

  2. This sounds like a lot of fun – similar to Molly Harper and her paranormal shenanigans. Thanks for the review.
    Jen recently posted…Listen Up! #Audiobook Review: Selkies Are a Girl’s Best Friend by Molly HarperMy Profile

    • Ya it kinda reminds me of Molly Harper and her shenanigans. It was fun and light. Thank’s for visiting!

  3. Oh this sounds like a fun one. Definitely adding this to my TBR when I need something light. Did you listen or read? I seem to be going through audios faster than ebooks right now. Maybe if the ebook was something like this I’d be able to fly through it a little faster. Great review!
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    • I read this one. It popped up for free and I grabbed it. The books for this series are currently in KU. It was fun. A nice light read.
      Hope you enjoy!

  4. Thanks for much for reviewing Angela. So glad you enjoyed it. Vajayjay is a Brit slang term hahahahaha. Love, Andie <3
    Andie M. Long recently posted…ARE YOU READY FOR IT?My Profile

    • Hi Andie,
      Thank’s for visiting and you are welcome. This was a fun read. I liked the humor and plan to pick up the others. Ah the language. We each have a different way of saying things. I appreciate knowing where it came from.
      Have a wonderful day!

  5. Fabulous review Angela!!! Shared on my socials!!😉💋👍💖

    • Thank you for sharing and glad you enjoyed my review!

  6. I really like this cover. It sounds like a fun read. Glad you enjoyed the book.

    • I agree, it’s a cute cover and it was a fun read. Thank’s for visiting!